Red Tape Snarls Efforts to Build Destroyers

Federal Government Awards Historic Contract to Prescott Boat Manufacturer Amid Environmental and Archeological Controversies

Prescott, Arizona – September 21, 2024

In a surprising turn of events, the federal government has awarded a multi-billion dollar contract to a local boat manufacturer in Prescott, Arizona, to construct a fleet of state-of-the-art destroyers for the United States Navy. The manufacturing operations are set to take place at a facility located on the shores of Watson Lake, a picturesque body of water known for its recreational activities and stunning views.

However, the path to beginning construction has been anything but smooth. Recent liberal environmental initiatives originating from California have sparked significant controversy, as activists seek to protect a newly discovered population of great white sharks in Watson Lake. Local environmental groups have been rallying for stricter regulations, claiming that the construction of the destroyers could disrupt the delicate ecosystem and threaten the sharks’ newfound habitat.

“We are committed to safeguarding our natural resources, and the introduction of heavy manufacturing operations in Watson Lake poses a serious risk to the local wildlife,” stated Maria Gonzalez, a prominent environmental activist. “We need to prioritize the protection of these majestic creatures.”

Adding to the complexity of the situation, local archeologists have announced a groundbreaking discovery beneath the waters of Watson Lake. Evidence has emerged suggesting the possible remains of one of the legendary cities of Cibola, rumored to be filled with untold riches sought by explorers for centuries. This revelation has led to a halt in construction plans, as the government weighs the implications of excavating the area.

Dr. Samuel Prescott, a leading archeologist on the project, expressed excitement over the findings. “If these claims are validated, it could rewrite history as we know it. The search for Cibola has captivated imaginations for generations, and we may be on the cusp of uncovering its secrets,” he said. “We’ve seen a LIDAR scan that indicates there may actually be a Mayan temple at the base of the lake.” He added later, “Were pretty confident in the findings, but we can’t rule out that it’s just another big-ass rock down there…”

With logistics for transporting the completed destroyers to oceanic naval bases still undecided, the Navy is under pressure to navigate these environmental and archeological hurdles. Officials have stated that they are committed to finding a solution that respects both the ecological and historical significance of the Watson Lake area.

As delays continue, all eyes are on Prescott’s boat manufacturer, who remains optimistic about the future. “We are excited about the opportunity to contribute to national defense, but we also understand the importance of environmental and historical preservation,” said the company’s CEO, John Roberts. “We are hopeful that we can find a way forward that benefits everyone involved.”

As the battle between environmentalists, archeologists, and the government unfolds, the future of the destroyer contract remains uncertain, leaving many to wonder what will come next for Watson Lake and its newfound significance in both naval and historical contexts.